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Original productions (Let's Get Criminal)

from Levsbian Raphael, whose Let's Get Criminal is now an audiobook read by Martina Navratilova.

from Lev Raphael, whose Let's Get Criminal will soon be a performance piece in German at Berlin's Till Eulenspiegel Academy of The Dance.

from Lev Raphael, who's rewriting his mystery Let's Get Criminal as a thriller: Let's Get Critical. The core at a nuclear power plant on the campus of the State University of Michigan is about to go critical and Professor Nick Hoffman's got only one hour between classes to save mid-Michigan from disaster.

from Lev Raphael, whose Let's Get Criminal is being made into a conspiracy-movie-of-the-week with Gillian Anderson, David Duchovny, Brad Pitt, Rita Rudner, and RuPaul.

from Lev Raphael, whose debut nystery Let's Get Criminal is no longer in the Andrew Lloyd Webber pipeline as a musical starring Kate Moss and Julio Iglesias.

from Lev Raphael, whose Let's Get Criminal is being produced at Versailles as a son et lumiere narrated by Gilbert Becaud and Ivana Trump.

from Lev Raphael, whose debut mystery Let's Get Criminal, is currently being performed in mime by Glenda Jackson at the National in London.

from Lev Raphael, whose debut mystery Let's Get Criminal has been turned into a marble frieze by an artist denied NEA funding. Plastic copies will soon be available as snow globes.

from Lev Raphael, whose debut mystery Let's Get Criminal is being produced as an ice spectacular starring Katerina Witt, with music by Chuck Berry.

from Lev Raphael, whose mystery Let's Get Criminal is being done as a nude performance piece by Tina Turner and Brad Pitt somewhere in Stockholm (tickets are unavailable at this time). Watch HBO for the outtakes......

from Lev Raphael, whose debut academic mystery, Let's Get Criminal, is currently under development as a Las Vegas stage show starring Pee Wee Herman and not-so-pee-wee Willem Dafoe (if you know what I mean). Bring your own sequins.

from Lev Raphael, whose Let's Get Criminal is currently being staged as a baroque opera at the Brooklyn Academy of Music, with Barbara Walters as Nick and Telly Savalas as Stefan. Don't miss the stirring aria "Who loves ya, Baby?"

from Lev Raphael, author of Let's Get Let's Get Criminal, a deconstructionist thriller part-Italo Calvino, part Mary Higgins Clark. Soon to be an incomprehensible film starring Geena Davis and Brad Davis (via computer graphics).

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